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22nd December 2009

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i have decided this year that everyone will be getting their presents after Christmas because i am a lame-o and did not plan accordingly and now i am afraid to get near a store … i suck at life again. ;)

20th December 2009

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Reunited and it feels soooo good!!!!

My lovely nephew Johnny is home. =]

19th December 2009

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Happy Birthday Raichel!!!!!!!!!

woooooo hooooo!!!!!

Welcome to the “old people” club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;) 21 is kind of a big deal!

19th December 2009

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Happy Birthday Dad!!!!

It sucks that the stupid cats broke your Aztec/Mexican section of the backyard. I know it was your favorite thing to go out there and to just listen to the mini waterfall.

I’m sad I am not celebrating it with you since you are in NorCal picking up Johnny BUT you have some fabulous relatives to “party” with. =]

19th December 2009

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To Do List for today:

• Pack Great-Grandma’s present
• go to great-grandma’s convalescent home to give her the present at their Christmas party
• buy/get an ugly christmas sweater
• clean the stupid mess my neighbor’s cats made in our backyard
• visit cousin and her baby
• fix dad’s birthday present so he can open it when he gets back from NorCal
• Clean Johnny’s room
• wrap two of Johnny’s presents
• Clean my room
• call Raichel
• clean downstairs since visitors are coming
• visit grandma to help her with paperwork
• gas up
• get to my show by call time!

I have a lot to do!

18th December 2009

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now that i am officially on vacation, i have a few days to put Christmas gifts together. :0 

Start the planning … NOW!

16th December 2009

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After 6 hours of studying constitutional law, we could not stop laughing and my friend decided to send this email to the entire class

If you have a heart, please reply

To My Fellow Comrades,

I sincerely regret to inform you that my cat “CHI-CHI” gave birth to a litter of 15 kittens in the beginning of the semester. As the weeks have gone by, each kitten has unfortunately cease to exist. I have not been able to attend class for the majority of the semester due to the overwhelming grieve I have experienced.

Even though, I have been gone for most of the semester attending countless “kitty” funerals, I have kept up with the work load. The gracious and wonderful Dr. McCall has allowed me to make up the midterms but here is where my story takes a turn for the worse.

On my way to the my last “kitty” funeral my beloved Horchata ran across the street to chase a ball of yarn left behind by my neighbor Mrs. Fields. As I ran behind Horchata I noticed someone on a segway approaching Mrs.Fields at full speed. I quickly and bravely dropped my briefs and study guides and laptop and my writing utensils and my red bull and my venti caramel machiato with a double shot of expresso in order to save poor Mrs. Fields from an untimely death by a segway.

If this scene is not bizarre enough for you, it turns out it was Mr. Keebler being chased by his elf’s. At the very last possible moment I pushed Mrs. Fields out of the way and was hit by the segway.

Three weeks later I would wake up in the ICU in Sharp hospital. I had missed Thanksgiving with my family and was close to missing my finals. I would not let this happen. I was determined to finish all my study guides and take my finals. Unfortunately, to my dismay, the Keebler elf’s had stolen all my belongings since I had prevented them from getting revenge on old, sweet Mrs. Fields.

It being my last fall semester here at State I gathered all the strength I could and tried to get up only to realized that both my hands had been amputated.

Do not feel bad for me. I still have my spirits and I know I will be there tomorrow in class. If you see me just wave. I apologize in advance for not being able to wave back.

I promised Horchata that I would finish this semester with straight A’s. I am not one to break promises. I am not one to ask for help but .. I NEED YOUR HElP! Could you please send me a complete and detailed study guide for the final? (well only if it will guarantee me an A. If it wont, please don’t bother wasting your and my time).

If you have a heart please reply to this email!

Respectfully,
Sir William Dred Scott Lopez Korematsu, IV
President
Dental Society
Treasurer
Under Water Basket Weaving Club
Founding Father
United States Consitution
Commander in Chief
United States of America
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