December 2010
40 posts
We're all addicted to something that takes away...
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Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that...
– G.K. Chesterton
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We were invited, me son & meself, to meet the queen. My son was blind &...
– Audience member on The Graham Norton Show
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raichel:
Guy: So are you guys both big geeks like us? Me & Jen: Yes… but that depends …on what? Jeremy: What are you both talking about? Jen: I made a bet—- Me: —-techno viking! Jeremy: You made a bet on techno viking? Guy: It all comes down to Four Loko. Jen: Do you know what baseball is? (silence) Ricardo: DUH Guy who overheard conversation: I bet she’s talking about a drinking game.
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My nephew is a smartass & told me that no one...
You have a face como un burro.
– Despicable Me
The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if...
– How the Grinch Stole Christmas
I really like getting to know people. It takes me a long time to start opening up to people because I am a little shy but also because I tend to observe others before I talk with people. I like to see how people interact, how they talk, what their emotions are, how they stand, basically I like to see what makes this person. I am also not one to ask too many questions at first because I feel that...
Him: Yeah, there are a lot of conversations going on.
Me: Yup. I tend to just stand here and observe.
Him: Oh, I know. I observe you when your observing everyone, like this (shows me how he sneakily looks at me)
Me: OH! You're sneaky! (We both start laughing)
staygoldleslie:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling & getting hurt. Instead they take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them but in reality they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come, brave...
Bonita High School has an area named after it, why can’t Eastlake?
– Ashley V.
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are...
– Joseph Conrad
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